North Greenbush Candidate Misses Court Date Over Fraudulant Petition

WOW!!!!! All the work the A.S.S. team put into making Delores Celeste their “CHOICE” candidate on the Taxpayers First line, and she doesn’t even show up for her own court date. No candidate, no attorney and from what we heard, no notice to the court (good thing justice is blind).

Today’s court appearance was to hear arguments over the validity of 37 signatures on a petition to put Ms. Celeste on the Taxpayers First line this November. If the Court finds those 37 signatures invalid,the petition would also become invalid and the Taxpayers First Party would be finished. Should that happen, the only remaining chance Delores Celeste has of appearing November Ballot would to win this Tuesdays Primary for the Working Families Party line. Now it’s kind of hard to win a primary when you haven’t been out campaigning, and nobody knows you’re running!!!!! Unless of course you you the “Troy Method” and have all your democratic friends get together and have an absentee ballot party, just remember wear gloves and don’t lick the envelope.

Now we’ve also heard that Delores is having second thoughts about her association with the A.S.S. team, and that she has spoken with some key members of the GOP about her political future. So could it be that today’s no-show could have anything to do with her declining the Taxpayers First endorsement? Now wouldn’t that wouldn’t that be the ultimate “knot” in C.B.’s panties. There isn’t enough proctologists on the face of the earth to work that knot out.

On the subject of fraudulent ballots, Troy, C.B. Smith, proctologists and Attorneys, we’ve also heard that C.B. has a new attorney, and it’s the same attorney representing those implicated in the Great Troy Ballot Malfunction. Could it be that C.B. is now being drawn into that investigation? Could you imagine how hard it would be to find a jury of his “peers” if he was indicted, they ‘d have to move the trial to Zimbabwe.